beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via confirmance)

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via confirmance)

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discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

(via confirmance)

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could be gayer a review (via hauntter)

(Source: ostolero, via lohanthony)

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pughs:

what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

(Source: biggestdweeb, via confirmance)

80,463 notes

fruffian:

why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me 

(Source: crydaisy, via confirmance)

129,755 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via confirmance)

548,889 notes

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

(Source: imnotjailbait, via confirmance)

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